Hawkeye-ing

Being a fan of a sport team without any real affiliation or connection to said team.

Fan: WOOO GO HAWKS!

Jim: Why is that fan such a big fan of the Hawks? He didn’t even go to that school. As a matter of fact, he dropped out of community college.

Mark: Meh, he’s hawkeye-ing. You expect garbage to smell, right?

by Penis Alota September 21, 2023

Hawkeye-ing

The hypocritical call for action toward a team or entity that one has no affiliation with. Many times, this can refer to the firing or “cleaning house” or an otherwise moderately successful coaching staff.

Jim: Wow, those fans are calling for that coaches head after that beat down.

Mark: Yes, this is classic Hawkeye-ing. They don’t even have a reason to care, but they feign outrage to put up the facade, like they actually have a clue what’s going on.

Jim: Man…..those people must be insufferable personally.

by Penis Alota September 23, 2023

Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.

"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."

by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010

Hawko

The hawko is a special munchy food invented by Chef Don Hawk of Koso. It is a jack in the box egg roll inside of a jack in the box taco. It must have extra taco sauce and sweet/sour sauce on it.

Bro I wasn't even high but I was craving a hawko so fuckin bad.

by Babarizzle May 29, 2019

Death Hawk

A death hawk is a modification of a mohawk, it is back combed and not spiked, giving it a more 80's, ratty look. It is also wider than the usual mohawk. Death hawks are sported by goths, more specifically, members of the Death rock scene. There are also side locks, that are small sections of hair left just above the ears. Simply put, Mohawks = punk Deathhawks = goth

That was Razor Candi, she's a death rock model... and it's a Death Hawk, not a Mohawk.

by Lestatrox April 12, 2011

hawkin'

to look at someone or something intently. Much like a hawk staring down its prey.

"buddy did you see that lady just fuckin' hawkin' us? Lets get aidan to shit on her lawn."

by carr October 23, 2005

tall hawk

a guy who digs on / is always on the look out for tall women

Dave is such a tall hawk he won't date a girl under 5'10"

by foltor September 2, 2005