by emna halal April 19, 2022
by cafcon December 11, 2023
When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.
The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.
by Fasters February 11, 2022
by Aeeman February 10, 2020
Legend says that halal fam was a group of friends who shared memes and laughter until a tragedy happened.
People were shipping 3 pair of friends which lead the 6 people and 1 third wheel to make a group called the gaga gang. One day, one of the members of gaga gang (alif baikal) was bored and decided to make a dumb family tree. That family tree consisted of 16 people including the members of gaga gang. So he decided to make a group chat and named it halal fam.
The members are: alif baikal, alyssus hannah, gurwindow, Michael, rheonk, ㅎ오유, mehamilf, aleedaddy, ario, chef yan, zak, evanka, varushine, subinic, zamirbaby and arwoman
One day, one of the admins named alyssus hannah turned evil and with her sidekick fluffer, she ended the group by murdering them mercilessly.
Today, the group remains a history as one of the most non-halal groups to have ever exist.
People were shipping 3 pair of friends which lead the 6 people and 1 third wheel to make a group called the gaga gang. One day, one of the members of gaga gang (alif baikal) was bored and decided to make a dumb family tree. That family tree consisted of 16 people including the members of gaga gang. So he decided to make a group chat and named it halal fam.
The members are: alif baikal, alyssus hannah, gurwindow, Michael, rheonk, ㅎ오유, mehamilf, aleedaddy, ario, chef yan, zak, evanka, varushine, subinic, zamirbaby and arwoman
One day, one of the admins named alyssus hannah turned evil and with her sidekick fluffer, she ended the group by murdering them mercilessly.
Today, the group remains a history as one of the most non-halal groups to have ever exist.
by sunsetaekook September 07, 2021
It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!
Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024
The definition of a mogged person.
A person who is likely to be really jealous of the mogger named either Youssef or Yousoofe
A person who is likely to be really jealous of the mogger named either Youssef or Yousoofe
by Yousoofe December 13, 2023