United States Coast Guard

The United States Coast Guard, a life-saving and law-enforcement service, was established as the Revenue Cutter Service in 1790. Currently, it is a branch of the US military, though it is regulated by the Department of Homeland Security. It is often disparaged as being made up of "Navy rejects," but is a vital part of the security strategy of the United States of America

Navy Seaman: You Coasties are Navy rejects!
United States Coast Guard CPO: Yeah, well, we've got the better uniforms. Fuckin' sailorhat wearing loser.

by Macd00d January 10, 2006

guardian angel

a person who is always looking out for you

i was upset but my guardian angel was there to comfort me

by Viper March 14, 2005

guardian demon

someone who suffers from e.b.a.h and has love more than he should but doesent show it because he knows emotions are weakness and if someone is hurt by someone else that he cares about he will do unspeakable things to that person

holy shit her guardian demon cut his arms and legs but made sure he was alive to suffer just because he hurt her

by triple muthaphukkin g July 18, 2016

Edge Guard

A term that is often used while playing fighting games, especially Super Smash Brothers Melee. One who edge guards stands at the edge of the platform and continuously smashes the opponent off of the edge. Eventually, the opponent will no longer be able to make it back onto the platform, which will result in his or her death.

Marth, you fucking cheap son of a bitch! Why don't you go somewhere else and stop edge guarding!

by Hyrule Loach August 28, 2005

arcane guardian

A stalker or a character from war of warcraft. It all so how jt tollas describes how he watches Elise through her window in a two faced charade by. Famous Last Words.

Ex. Has Elise sits there all aloneon her own she cant defend im watching like a "arcane guardian".

by ECHO_HOUSE January 1, 2015

Guard up

To raise your guard. To be on the lookout or ready for something or someone that may cause you harm either physically or psychologically.

He may be out to get you so guard up when you're alone.

by derp-de-derp-a-doo July 31, 2011

Color Guard

The independent subcategory of a marching unit, which consists of 20 (estimate) or more individuals who don't just "twirl", or spin batons or whatever. In reality, Color Guard is a highly aggressive sport which requires the knowledge of how to throw a rifle, or a sabre, which is basically a huge-ass sword that you toss/wave around into people's face. BTW, in winterguard, you're legit 10 feet away from the audience-but that's a different story. The CENTRAL point of this definition is, color guard is not a bunch of "geeks" who spin flags. We're some pretty badass motherfuckers.

"I wish I was in color guard."

by Shutupandspin October 5, 2013