gump

Word used to describe the sidewalk alumni of that hick school in west Alabama. Notorious for bragging about championships won fifty years before he or she was born.

Gump: "We gots trad-shun! The Vance Bait-N-Tackle Shop poll granted us twelve nash-enul champ-enships! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"
Bystander 1: "What is that?"
Bystander 2: "Just some Gump, he will eventually pass out drunk from all that PBR."

by Cheeses Priced May 18, 2008

gump

a lame person in glassport.

Person 1: Dude i just got a holographic Scyther!!

Person 2: Wow your a gump

by chuckyfinster412 August 5, 2010

Gump

a dumb ass mutherfucker who dont know shit and has no personality

"Chyenne, Kelvin, and Marty are so annoying."

"Yeah they are damn gump ass niggas."

by anonomouz September 20, 2009

Gump

Running or generally moving fast. Taken from the movie Forrest Gump in which the title character can run very fast.

Man, we're gonna be late we gotta gump it.

by lilpiggy1 January 13, 2011

gumped

having borrowed someone's lighter and then forgotten to return it.

Last time I let Suzie use my lighter she gumped it.

by Lakshmi May 9, 2007

Gumping

To prematurely blow your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.

Mark gumps every time he gets more than one lap dance.

by John Bukkake March 27, 2005

Gumping

Gumping is when you perform "sexual activities" to yourself, while licking a toilet seat in a public place!

Steve broke into a tramps den and robbed his toilet seat for a good old gumping session, then returned to give the tramp a blowie for his can of beer ;)

by hahahahahaha!! i'll remove it! November 13, 2009