Guaranteed Chance

A 100% chance of an event happening, an absolute, there is no doubt in something happening

"Mate, there is a guaranteed chance I am railing that bird in 3 hours"

by Ruben Dover October 20, 2021

Gulnara

A female name for an extremely hot girl. Usually Gulnara has calm temper and the need for attention. Funny and sweet. Good lookin' momma with big boobies.

- Do you have some hot body friends?
- Sure, do u know Gulnara?

by kshatrii November 29, 2021

Montalto-Guarantee

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-

Barack Obama will be the next president - I give it the 'montalto-guarantee.'

by stephen montalto June 12, 2008

The Netherly Guarantee

A guarantee of something that is inevitable and a surprise to absolutely nobody. This was created by William "Skeet Murder" Netherly as a way to seem intelligent and make people think he has the inside track on something.

The sun is going to come out tomorrow, and I put The Netherly Guarantee on it

by Choppz13 August 18, 2012

guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

100% black guy guarantee

A 100% guarantee that a black man will get you what he guarantee'd, be it good's, favors, services and most importantly white women.

You get this done, I will wingman for you and you will get her as your girlfriend. 100% black guy guarantee!

by Sindarian October 24, 2018

Gujarat

Place in West India responsible for 95% of the world's Subway restaurants and Dunkin Donuts. They are also famous for men with broken tailbones.

That dude had a Subway hat on -- he must be from Gujarat.

I see he sits on a padded chair -- he must be from Gujarat.

by Choksi June 19, 2006