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Guider

I didnt know Brian was a Guider. No wonder he is so strong.
by Dbow101 February 4, 2010
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Guidestoned

1. To get hit by a bolt of lighting from the Almighty God Himself for promoting the liberal new world order, resulting in the total destruction of a satanic table placed by men as an idol.
2. To get blown up by a IED placed stealthy with every camera in the world watching the target.
3. To announce to the world very LOUDLY that killing 90% of the worlds population is a very EVIL thing.
4. To cover up a crime scene after a supposed IED went off blowing something up then demolishing the entire thing without requiring a crime analysis of who, what and when it happened, which normally requires this.
5. To get struck dead by missle, IED, drone strike or bolt of lighting from God. ie: refer to 1 or 2.
Usage: Looks like those new liberal order Georgia Guidestones just got Guidestoned by a bolt of lighting from God!
Usage 2: Holy hell there rufus, it looks like the video of the Georgia Guidestones just got memory holed on the internet but we know the truth, they got GUIDESTONED!
Usage 3: Oh damn, epstein got guidestoned because he sure as hell did not kill himself when all the video cameras mysteriously went 'out'.
by Wise White Man July 9, 2022
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The single most quoted book series of UrbanDictionary.com.
"If The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was the president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln"
by KinGAleX March 21, 2005
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Guiden

Unique, extraodinary, awsome, super cool, down to earth, sexy, and attractive.
He is so guiden
She is hot and guiden
by Country 711 March 29, 2010
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the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it
the pangalatic gargle blaster
by CaPTiaN TaCo July 6, 2005
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Guidess

(n.) 1. A Female guido.

2. A sassy female from the northeast; most likely from Long Island or Statin Island

3. An overly persistent friend, regardless of sex
1. Did you see her waxed eyebrows and fake tan? What a guidess.
2. She's got such a bitchy attitude. Fuckin' guidess.
3. Christ, will you leave me alone you guys!!! You're a bunch of Grade-A guidesses!!!
by Johnny-bigcock-rammer August 2, 2009
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Spirits Guide

Someone who remains sober, or gets less intoxicated then other members of a party during the comsumption og alcholic (spirits) beverages. Designated so to provide guidiance and keep everyone else from getting into trouble, ie arrested, hooking up with a ex or an ugly person.
Person 1:" yo bro, why you getting so wasted, your suppose to be my spirits guide tonight."

Person 2: "sorry bra, looks like your taking this spirits quest alone."
by azrel9 December 18, 2012
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