Quaranteens

Noun: plural, of Quaranteens

You Quaranteens, get off my Lawn!

by ghostdog72 March 13, 2020

Quaranteen

Noun: Used to distinguish an age group conceived during the 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic. 6

I will be a Quaranteen in 2033.
Boomers

Gen-Xs

Millionials
Gen-Zs
Quaranteens

by ghostdog72 March 13, 2020

guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...

Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.

by franksforthememories May 10, 2016

Guaranteedingly

When you are so sure of something that the standard form of guaranteed doesn’t work

That is guaranteedingly true

by Mypseudonymmsmem December 18, 2018

Guaranteed money

Money that you would likely earn if you're not a self sabotaging fool who blames everyone else for your own idiotic actions.

By fining Antonio Brown, the Raiders voided the $29.125 million worth of guaranteed money in his deal.

by DMOzone September 7, 2019

guaranteeth

Like guaranteed, but with teeth in it

I'm telling you, this beer is the best. Guaranteeth!

by jj1123 November 4, 2020

guaranteeth

Guaranteed by your teeth

I'm telling you, this burger's the best one in town. Guaranteeth!

by jj1123 November 4, 2020