Gauche

The hair on a dogs cock after the lipstick has been withdrawn.

Some may say that after Chris Evans has had his fill of he-nut butter he likes to amuse his corgi by plaiting its gauche

by Jonny and Pete and liam girth June 19, 2008

guncheck

When you play a first person shooter game (like Halo, Call of Duty, or Gears of War) and you beat down your worthless opponent or senseless enemy instead of wasting a bullet on them.

I always guncheck on my final kill!

by E. Sweet September 28, 2008

Guiche

The french for 'Gooch' - aka perineum.

'Elle s'assit sur son Guiche.' (She sat on her Gooch)

'Son Guiche était rouge cru de la pilosité faciale.' (His Gooch was red raw from the facial hair.)

'J'aime La Guiche!' (I love the Gooch!)

by Sucubusface November 11, 2009

Guiche

A Person whose hair has receeded so far that their head looks like the bit of skin between the penis and the anus. Being usually welsh they are very annoying and abrasive. A prime example can be found in the Winchester area.Pseudonyms include:
Slaphead
Sweaty-Lube
Forehead on legs

Generally utter tossers

'Heil!'
'Go away Guiche with your slaphead'

by Anonymous February 1, 2005

Guched Knife

The act of a knife going through the Guche and through your testies and penis

If you dont shut up jake i will give you a guched knife.

by Elaxist May 25, 2010

guiche

Chode, gooch, the bridge between your dirty sanchez area and your penis and balls.

My guiche is sore after my girl used a starp-on to tickle it.

by mychode is nicer than ursmotherfucka April 9, 2003

gache

a donk, or large ass.

look at that gache. man that is one big butt.

by gotchocolatelatte? September 29, 2010