sweaty groundhog

When you’re sweaty as hell and are able to easily slide out a deuce the size of a small mammal.

Ryan dropped a sweaty groundhog and swore there was an animal in the bowl afterward.

by Sweaty pikachu July 8, 2023

Groundhogging

A sick, psychological, mind-fucking game used by narissist against their partner to drive them insane. This is accomplished by daily repetition of a same exact action or behavior that causes the same adverse reaction from their partner, which causes the exact same response from the perpetratoe, causing the exact same senario, predictably causing the exact dialogue, thus the exact same conflict betweenst them, going in a neverending circle, resulting in eventual insanity.

I had to break up with him, his groundhogging was causing me to lose my mind.

by Luingventorjenk November 21, 2020

Groundhog

An animal that has a whole holiday and movie dedicated to it. Most likely a Bill Murray fan. Doesn't take any shit from you. American, most likely. Also a character (Fafa) on the Glove and Boots Blog.

You : LET'S PLAY...no...no...
groundhog (Fafa) : JUST CHOOSE ALREADY!!

by ::horror movie trash:: May 9, 2018

Dropping the Groundhog

An easy task going publically wrong. Especially when a public figure (politician, news reporter, celebrity, athlete etc.) messes up a seemingly easy task which results in a negative outcome. Usually something that should be celebratory, positive, or is intended to make them look good or gather support to their cause and they wind up looking foolish or careless and their intention backfires. Origins: from Mayor De Blasio dropping the groundhog "Charlotte" in Staten Island event February 2, 2014 and causing the animal to die a week later due to internal injuries.

"When he touched all the microphones, Rudy Gobert was sure dropping the groundhog." (March 2020 Gobert indended to make a point about the overreaction to coronavirus and wound up infecting himself and getting the NBA season cancelled).

by WheekWheekPig April 23, 2020

Dirty Groundhog

The act of digging a hole and putting famous celebrity will Smith inside and burying him head first, then pulling down his pants and inserting maggots and worms into his asshole. Followed by calling him "you damn bowling head mother head fat fuckimg peice of hog shit" then farting on him

"I heard will Smith visited you yesterday day" "I did i gave him a Dirty Groundhog"

by SILLYSIMON69 September 24, 2021

groundhog hog

The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.

- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.

- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.

by otto88 October 29, 2021

Arctic Groundhog

The act of freezing your poop and sticking it up a male/female butt hole, for sexual pleasure.

Haley: So what did you and Tom do last night??
Claire: Well we were first making out but then i told him that i wanted an Arctic Groundhog.
Haley: What the hell is that?! That sounds amazing!!
Claire: Oh...,it was

by AZ-maattack August 23, 2011