groothuis

The resulting pain from being kicked in the sack (see also nuts, balls, testis, taint grenades).

Holy sh** I've got the groothuis, I'm going to throw up.

by JoePhlips January 6, 2009

groot-ized

a bunch o fuckin idiots who think they know everything, yeah right, you know fucking nothing !!!!!

guy 1: hey what are we doing today?
guy 2: just shut up and I'll tell you what you're suppose to do....
guy 3: that's very groot-ized of you asswipe.

by janice joplin July 20, 2009

grafton goggles

When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.

HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.

by McBigOne December 26, 2009

griftware

A piece of software that is extremely expensive and still manages to provide a remarkably horrible user experience.

Altium wants how much for that piece of griftware?!

by MRiddickW October 10, 2019

Grootkop

Arrogant person , being a real Zander .

Girl: there's someone i like

Boy : i know it's me because I'm so amazing

Girl: grootkop!

by Grootbek October 13, 2019

Grootastic

A word used like the word fantastic or when something is extremely awesome. Mostly used by Groot lovers who think baby Yoda sucks when compared to Groot. Created by famous YouTuber Grootastic07 who became popular in 2020, remember to subscribe.

Person 1:"don't you love this show?"
Person 2:"OMG yeah it's Grootastic!!!"

by └|∵|┐♪ December 24, 2020

Griftofascist

A portamenteu word combing the words "Grifter" - A confidence artist, combined with "Fascist" - A person who is dictatorial or has extreme right-wing views, disguised a vague grassroots populism.

Steve Bannon conned his supporters and misappropriated donations, truly the actions of a griftofascist traitor.

by bentslightly December 27, 2021