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Gremlin Time

Similar to “demon time”, this phrase is inspired by Kodak Black’s song “Super Gremlin”. This is a period of time when an individual is especially nefarious and sheisty.
“I fucked wockesha and didn’t call her.”
“I’m jus on gremlin time bro”
“I c u”
by Andrew4rob December 31, 2021
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Shower gremlin

A combination of loose hair and human cum found near the drain of a shower.
Jeff: I didn’t wash my nut down the drain and accidentally made a shower gremlin.
by RobtheKnob January 13, 2021
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Gooch Gremlin

A small troll like animal that lives in a fat or obese man's gooch. Often known to feed on the sweat and hairs.
Dude,Earlier I found a gooch gremlin in my boxers,what should I do?
by Hughbert Barrcleh September 13, 2011
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Lightswitch Gremlin

"Don't turn on the light, don't turn on the light!" Any female who appears attractive at the end of the night, but whose true form is revealed by proper lighting.
Yeah so Gina, right. She was slammin' at the club, right. Then i brings her home and was takin' her to town, right. Then Tommy bursts in the room and turns on the light, right. He's all like, bro-man, that bitch is a lightswitch gremlin!
by thesingleshot August 2, 2011
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Gremlin

Analagous to their malevolent movie counterparts, the modern-day Gremlin is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Gremlin is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious fool at the bar), the Gremlin first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischevious, and in some cases violent.

If you encounter a fully manifested Gremlin, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Gremlin is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can passify the creature.

The Gremlin will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarassed and apologetic.
"Ryan and Pat went so Gremlin last night. They painted Blaine's car!"

"If you don't call me back I am going to go Gremlin."
by number1__ April 11, 2010
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Soot gremlin

One of the mythical creatures found in the Japanese movie Totoro.

Can also be used as a slang term referring to black people in general.
Man 1: Who got picked first in the NFL draft tonight?
Man 2: You haven't heard? It was Cam Newton.
Man 1: Ohhhhh! He's the King of the soot gremlins. Good for him.
by Jim Mij May 21, 2011
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Sesh Gremlin

Someone that lives for the sesh. You will most likely encounter one of these people in a kitchen sniffing some ket off of their keys in the early hours of the morning after a proper naughty sesh.
"Harry is such a sesh gremlin. He lives for the sesh."
by SeshGremlin1 August 22, 2017
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