Wyoming Pregnancy

When a man urinates inside a woman during intercourse, distending her stomach so she looks pregnant.

Dude, I gave my girl a Wyoming Pregnancy last night. She was so full.

by Monkeyrancher January 1, 2023

pregnancy

If you have to come here to figure out what this word means, I hope your girlfriend never becomes it.

PregnantGirl: My boyfriend stuck his pizzle in my vizzle and now I'm in a state of pregnancy.

by pliz October 7, 2003

Pregnancy brain

When your math teacher can’t teach no more

I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain

by Penisluver27 May 11, 2018

Teenage Pregnancy

When a teenage girl get's pregnant. When It happens, It's very funny. Usually happens in black communities, to mudsharks and to cheerleaders.

Teenage Pregnancy never would happen if bitches didn't get cream pied on their periods.

by LlamaLord1994 March 1, 2011

3 Second Pregnancy Scare

When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.

He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.

Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!

by Grinnell April 1, 2008

pregnancy amnesia

when a woman forgets how miserable it is to be pregnant and willingly agrees to get pregnant for a second (or third +) time. It often occurs in conjunction with or immediately following the contraction of baby fever after her other children have reached toddler age.

Kerrie: Did you hear that Melissa is trying to get pregnant again?

Ashley: Yeah, she must have pregnancy amnesia.

by M in the big D March 12, 2011

Pregnancy Test

accident indicator

Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive

Man: ive made a mistake

by Cobruh August 10, 2016