Greetings Syndrome

It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.

Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior

Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications

-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone

Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications

Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet

Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can

Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases

Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy

If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?

by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022

greating

(Definition);- Means to be great at everything and good at upcoming events

Maddie is greating at her torment and at sports!

by Keira May Delaney February 16, 2022

GRAFTING

When two people have been fucked up married or widowed ,and are not a fan of being married again.
So they decide what sort of a tree they are and decide to graft together and create a hybrid relationship and grow stronger and older together.

Will you marry me?
No,but I will definitely be grafting with you my precious.

So we can grow together and be one.

by Jeffro19800 February 13, 2023

Grafting

The art of working harder than you’ve ever worked before.

Fuck this, I’m grafting.

by AA063 December 7, 2023

Grafting

A different word for working hard.

You been upto ? Fuck all mate grafting.

by AA063 December 7, 2023

Grafting

UK and Commonwealth slang meaning to work hard, most commonly associated with trade-work such as bricklayers, however can be used for any situation in which someone is working hard for something.

1. Did you see John earlier? Mate, he's proper grafting today, he hasn't taken a break all day.

2. Look! Sam is chatting up that girl, that's the third one today. I reckon he's trying to get her number.

Yeah, look at him, what a grafter.

by IBarelySpeakEnglish July 22, 2024

Grafting

A Hard Working Man, Woman or anything. Synonyms Also Include
Psychotic Activity from a man who was stable
A sudden disappearance for a few months then they return without a trace
Idea of using Eco-Friendly (Green) Things to Make or Craft things

"Bro, That Woman is Grafting."
"Ay Bro, Why are you Grafting now"
"Uriyah, Why did you do that? You Know Grafting is bad you can't just dissapear like that"
"Ay I heard that they use the art of Grafting to make this"

by TheNewWord'sGuy January 3, 2025