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Granite Shitty

Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.
Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.
by Recovering Granitite January 19, 2012
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The Lost Grain

When you have a sand timer for something and at the very end you slam on the top so 0.00036% more sand comes out for the next millisecond. Eventually adds up to about 4.5 seconds out of your life that you didn't spend.
My little brother was brushing his teeth and when he looked away I slammed the pussy's time so when he tells anyone he brushes for 2 minutes I can correct him 'cause of The Lost Grain.
by Ass Kicka September 26, 2010
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grant taylor

A male, usually skinny, with long hair and is often mistaken for a female. Usually called a hippie, he is always tol to cut his hair. Once had a girlfriend named Ammie and turned her lesbian and is bugged about it constantly
by Assbutt 123456789012 January 27, 2015
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Grain Finger

A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.
Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
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Grant Moment

A grant moment may qualify as a person saying a very unique one liner especially in a way that is retarded, funny, and something you would not expect.
Example 1
Person A: *calls Person B*
Person B: I'm gyming fucktard

Person A: that is such a Grant moment

Example 2
Person A: Good morning, I hope your morning wood is oak
Person B: That is such a Grant Moment
by eladalo June 8, 2023
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peter grant

The 400 lb manager to Led Zeppelin, who cut their deal at Atlantic and scored all those sweet bonuses.
Often refered to as "the fifth member".
by imaje February 6, 2008
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cry-graine

Crying deeply and for long periods of time, coupled with both the physical and mental stresses involved, which leads to painful headaches or even migraines
I hate watching sad movies, because they always leave me with cry-graines.
by KAT12974 July 21, 2011
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