gotchu booboo

A saying to let a good friend know that you will take care of them. This can be emotional, physical, or even monetary.

You don't have money to pay for a bottled water? Don't worry, I gotchu booboo.

by capnc123 November 3, 2017

Gooch Throb

Gooch Throb is a condition that results from extreme excitement whereby the male's gooch becomes swollen and red, and a slight throbbing can be felt internally in the region of the gooch.

Gooch throb is not sexual excitement which would result in an erection (see boner or hard on) it is only possible to have Gooch throb in a non-sexual situation.

Z Dawg: Hey dude I am sooooo excited about game-a-palooza II tomorrow that my freakin' Gooch is throbbing

Captain Spanky: Whoa Dude, you need to calm down, it sounds like you've got a bad case of Gooch Throb!

by The Padre October 22, 2009

Gooch Assasin

A 'Gooch Assasin' is a man who takes pleasure in hand slapping the gooch of another man. A gooch assasin may or may not have acutal ninja skills. There are a particularly disturbing comunity of Gooch assasins who attack their prey when showering.

A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.

Walter the Gooch Assasin waited quietly in the wardrobe for Stuart to enter the hotel room and undress. As soon as Stuart was naked Walter cartwheeled across the room and slapped him right on his exposed gooch.

While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.

by The padre October 17, 2009

gooch grease

n. Similar to swamp ass, gooch grease is the disgusting smelling mixture of sweat, shit crusties, and lint that forms along the inner gooch forming a slime-like substance

ex. After a long night at the club my boxers were covered in gooch grease.

by Peter T Adams JR June 10, 2005

Gotcha question

Any question that former Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin is too stupid to answer.

Gotcha questions asked by interviewers Charlie Gibson and Katie Couric:

Charles Gibson: "Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?"

Sarah Palin: "In what respect Charlie?"

Charles Gibson: "What do you interpret it to be?"

Sarah Palin: "His world view."

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Katie Couric: "When it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read...?"

Sarah Palin: "I've read most of them again with a great appreciation for the press..."

Katie Couric: "But what ones specifically? I'm curious."

Sarah Palin: "Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years."

Katie Couric: "Can you name any of them?"

Sarah Palin: "{Long speech about how Alaska isn't a foreign country}"... no shit.

by emgs93 August 3, 2010

Gooch Juice

the sweat and juice that comes out of the space between your genitiles and anus (Credit to Daniel Ramierez aka GRIMLIN23)

My boxers are all sticky i think its gooch juice

by Ralfonzo May 15, 2009

gooch

a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold

Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel

by matt b April 14, 2003