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Could be something that you cant resist,delicious steak bites, uh lobster for some, or a rly phat ass . especially on an occasion where u want others to understand you're elaborating and stretching the word from good to a whole new form of a blessing we might not even deserve "oh my gootness. "
by rgina004 July 5, 2023
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gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American flag) and shoving it where the sun don’t shine. (:
Friend 1: Hey! You wanna go gooting? Flags are half off.
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me where and when and i’ll be there!
by silliguy May 22, 2024
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gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American one) and shoving it where the sun don't shine
Friend 1: Hey! Wanna go gooting? Flags are half off!
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me when and where and i’ll be there!
Friend 1: Love you man!
Friend 2: Love you too bro!
by silliguy May 22, 2024
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Goot

adjective,

1. one who is a dopamine and pleasure and stimulation addicted goblin,

ex. one who is addicted to porn, and short-form media, and is so dependant on constant stimulation that they are unable to commit to playing a game that doesn't immediately stab a comedically large needle of dopamine directly into the player's brain.
"hey, dude you wanna run some lethal company tonight?"

"nah that game is boring, I'm just gonna touch my willy, vape, and stimulate my dopamine receptors until I cannot take pleasure in any other part of my life."

"damn, you are a goot for real, spending your time gooting like that."
by John F kennedy the 4st February 16, 2024
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Goot (Gootus)

Goot (Gootus)
noun

Goot (in old texts sometimes referred as Gootus) is the only god in Gootic religion (Gootism).

Even though they greatness send Jazzus to Gootland (the island we know as Gotland today) in order to create a safe world with the help of the Finnish people, we know very little about his existence.

Sattan the brother and arch enemy of Goot lead Franzien some time, ending in the Great-Gootic-War.
Goot (Gootus) is the name of god in the Gootic religion. Referred as they (stand alone always use singular).

You may use Goot instead of God when talking to a prayer.

Examples: Gootus Vult! What kind of Goot has your religion?
by Jazzus June 22, 2022
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Goots

Look at himbs goots!
by Chopsticks91 March 7, 2022
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