Goontang

A tasty alcoholic drink combining the subtle flavours of goon (insanely cheap cask wine) and tang (space age orange flavoured cordial concentrate power). A cheap and easy way to get yourself competely trashed.

person A : "Hey dude, what are you drinkin' tonight?"
person B : "Goontang!!"
person A : "wow - i never knew you were cool...!"

by NeeqWM May 29, 2005

goont

When a woman is so fat her gut and vagina form one crease.

Check out the goont on that sluz-whore.

by possa September 6, 2009

goont

a lost booger... When someone finds a lost booger that came out of a kleenex and you cant find it but find it later on yourself.

Man Mitch, I found a "goont" on my lip. It must of been there all day with out me knowing

by Ha dizzle wizzle December 28, 2005

gointhruit

when the chemical you took has finially done it;s job, sending you to a point of utter flawlessness..

Shit, I just did some swril, and I am gointhruit.

by gointhruit September 27, 2005

GoonHawk

when people get mohawks, who shouldnt have a mohawk, they are actually wearing the goonhawk.

Jason: Hey Kroeger you should get a mohawk again it was awesome last time

Kroeger: Ok Jason you are always right i like your ass

Jason: Dude, you look like a goon, you got a goonhawk

by Auneeezy October 13, 2005

goonch

The sound a vagina makes when it is so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.

That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.

by David The Twin July 4, 2006

Goont

A kind of pony of the North Himalayas, strong but clumsy.

My goont can haul a heftier load than your beast of an SUV.

by Goont13 August 28, 2006