Gooner

1: The name for fans of North London club: Arsenal Football Club. Derived from Arsenals nickname of “The Gunners”.

2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.

1: “Man, I love them gooners! better than whatever is at the emptihad!”

2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”

by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

Gooner

Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)

Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.

Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.

by Maple_Leaves September 29, 2022

gooner

A musty man that is apart of a drug friend group.

The gooner just sold me drugs.

by oliver sims October 7, 2022

Gooner

A frequent gower of the goon AKA (Fools Lagoon) Sea Of Thieves

Hey we're passing your home! You God danm gooner!

by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021

Gooner

Like the most racist word ever

Cade's favorite word in Gooner

by Chas the Spaz Gaming May 9, 2021

Gooner Bait

Gooner Bait is a piece of media ( typically a video game or anime) which contains copious amounts sexual imagry, despite not being explicitly pornographic. Features commonly include scantily clad "women" of "indeterminate" age , extreme jiggle physics, and ads which leave nothing to the imagination as to the primary audience.

Did you hear about Stellar Blade? It looks like its some serious gooner bait.

by Pleasant_Plant September 9, 2024

Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.

Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!

by Valmerito September 11, 2024