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gotchie

Underwear, stemming from the DP's of eastern European descent.
In his drunken stupor, he lost control of his bowels and dropped a tar biscuit in his gotchie.
by Paul April 19, 2004
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Gooching

Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.
Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
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Gooche Spike

When your taking a leak at a urinal. Your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you've had a hernia
Guy at Urinal: AHHHhhh ouchhh that fucking hurts

His Friend: hey man whats wrong

G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike
by Alaskanhybrid October 20, 2009
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gooche

Noun: The area between the scrotum and the anal sphincter
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.
1. "Argh! My Gooche Hurts"
2. "I'm Gonna Gooche The Shit Outa You!"
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Gooching

During an argument, when someone repeatedly changes the topic to ensure they always win.
I was trying to make my point with this guy, but he kept gooching to make himself look good and win the argument.
by metlhead4life March 18, 2008
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GoochiePoop

A ball of vaginal crust that collects between the vagina and the anus. Not to be confused with dingle berries or vaginal warts. Also known as the coolest thing since cream whip.
Dr. Simmons was douching Amy and her goochiepoop was way out of control.

After Deb through some D's on it she picked her clitoris clean of goochiepoop.

Susan:"Damn it Robert your being more annoying than goochiepoop right now!"

On initiation night The Pike House served the pledges goochiepoop slurpies.
by Cwoke Cwockers September 3, 2007
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Gotchie-Pull

Clarence loves a good gotchie-pull.
by D'emon November 20, 2002
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