paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

laid for the gods

It means you look really good, better than an ordinary human. You look like a god. (particularly when you've had your hair and makeup done really nicely.)

Wow just got my makeup and hair done! I'm laid for the gods!

by thebaddestontheblock October 11, 2013

godjesus

A robot fortune teller that has the power of god and jesus in him that allows him to tell the future. It can also battle other godjesus robots if the situation arises because it has a mighty cross in its hand.

Godjesus said "No" when i asked it if i will ever have a happy life.

by godjesus June 10, 2003

Godship

- the state of being a friend or association as a friend with God as the foundation
- Friendship + God = Godship

I 've made lifelong FRIENDSHIPS in my youth/singles group (BLD) which is deeply rooted in G0D = GODSHIPS

by Roland Bordon III November 24, 2009

Goddess

A woman who is complete perfection, who has all the quality and amazing attributes in the world.

Lena is a goddess

by DankMemes42 September 5, 2019

Jordan Godelie

A young boy who sleeps with everyone within distance and thinks he's the shit. But his ego is so large he can not see how ruined and broken he really is.

Hey, tell your boyfriend to stop being a Jordan Godelie before I kick his ass!!!

by idkwhoiamedgfttrh November 6, 2010

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003