gastroenteritis

Inflammation of the intestines and stomach.

"I have to take it easy because the doctor said I have gastroenteritis."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

gastric kickstand

a resounding fart that announces more to come.

Karl's gastric kickstand caused those familiar with his bowels to evacuate the building.

by HD Shell October 11, 2004

Gastonia

A town on the outskirts of Charlotte, North Carolina. It is known for blacks/ros bbq and sundrop. There is also Carolina Speedway, where the entire town goes to redneck it up. Even girls who are snobby bitches go and wear the heels and act like they're country, just to fit. Basically, Gastonia is full of rednecks and girls who are fake. But hey, at least we have good bbq.

Did you see that Gastonian being redneck?

by ialwayswinbitch July 28, 2012

Gaston Porn

Using the JC Penny or Sears catalog lingerie section as motivation for masturbation.

Harlold was always known as a sick fuck and would do anything for some Redbank loving, but when it came to porn he would only use Gaston Porn since it came in the male free.

by puddinpullinredbanker March 4, 2010

gasto

Latino origin, means a dirty ass person who always wears the same clothes without washing them and just a generally dirty ass, non teeth brushin person.

Hey check out how Tommy's dressed! Fuckin gasto always wearing the same dirty ass clothes!

by MuthaFuckin D January 25, 2011

gastro blast

When you have such a huge fart that you shit in your pants and it blasts in your boxers.

Jimmy laughed so hard that he had a gastro blast.

by ryan paul May 3, 2006

gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.

If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.

by B-Flo October 20, 2007