goomba

Derived from Italian, meaning close friend, or accomplice, mentor. Actually spelled Goombah.

He was a goombah to me.

by Goom-ba November 3, 2003

goomba stamp

The mushroom print embedded in one's forehead left from a circumcised penis smashing down with brutal force. The magnitude of velocity leaves a goomba resembling impression.

I was teabagging Priscilla last night and after I busted on her sweet tits I gave her slutty ass a goomba stamp kid!

by Tha Wall November 28, 2006

goomba

1: a weak enemy in almost all Mario Games. Have tendancies to die when pressure is applyed to the head.
2:An ethnic slurr for italian americans

1: goomba. jump on its friggin head
2:Fat tony, the "mobster" is such a friggin goomba

by ProfessorDollar99 November 20, 2003

Godomite

A practitioner of the most grave and foul of sins: Godomy... Which is to say, of course, someone who's become so deliriously happy with having god up their own ass that they try to forcibly shove god up your ass as well.

This is distinct from someone who tries to shove a non-deitic imaginary being up your ass... The proper term for that sort of person is "demented ass-freak". You can keep the specifics clear with this handy rule of thumb: Remember... All godomites are demented ass-freaks, but not all demented ass-freaks are godomites.

Anyone currently living in the US will recognize this one right away, but probably assume it refers only to radical christians. Actually it means anyone who tries to forcibly shove any deitic being up your ass.

Preacher Bob: Do you know JC? Lemme tell you about JC! JC is so wonderful, he can walk on water! JC died for your sins! I -love- JC, he's the best. Everything is better with JC! What would JC do? No JC, no peace - Know JC, know peace! Have you accepted JC as your personal dominatrix... -er- ...I mean "savior"! heh... Silly me.
Healthy person: Eeek!! Godomite! Get away from me!

by Honor January 20, 2006

Goomba Felten

A man who has the Smallest head in the whole world.

''Wow did you see that guy?'' ''His head was almost as small as Goomba Felten's''.

by Lukevdp28 February 22, 2011

Goombaglaatians

Plural of goombaglaatian

"Look at the lot of them"
"Yeah they're real goombaglaatians

by The real goombaglaatian April 10, 2021

Goomi peak

the act of goomi peaking is the act of being a man and peeking on other men changing this is typically a sign of homosexuality and most who partake in this mildly enjoy having male reportative organs in their anus as a way of getting pleasure.

i think me son is gay i caught him goomi peaking

by Not PilotGreenBean69 July 6, 2021