glemp

The feeling where you don't want to do anything, despite other things you might enjoy doing or things that will benefit you.

This is mostly found where you just want to sit around fooling around on the internet instead of doing anything.

Described my web cartoonist Jeph Jacques as: "vegetative wakefulness".

Sally: Just close your laptop so we can go and eat ice cream for dinner, and sleep in.
Jeff: I can't. I'm glemp.

by Alyzzard November 27, 2011

Gleap

A gaint leap either for an Aminal or Human.

The flying squirrel took a gleap across the opening in the tree tops.

by prsc16wma October 30, 2011

glerpal

When nipples secrete a purple like substance after sex with a smurf.

Damn it! I'm glerpaling again!

by Zeniqua September 30, 2013

Gleep

A simpler way of saying, "I'm going to sleep."

I'm sooo tired. I'm gleep.

by Flawrus! December 10, 2016

Gleeping

~ glamour sleeping, but not camping or glamping.

Wow, that gleeping spot is really nice!

by joli19 July 5, 2018

Glerp king

Glerp king is the king of the game glerp. Glerp is where you see who’s poop is bigger. The person with the biggest poop is the glerp king. No matter if you are a boy of girl. A glerp Queen doesn’t exist

Jay: dude look at mine. I think I’ll be the glerp king.

Brent: Dude mine over rules yours. I’m the glerp king.

by Omigodronnie. May 6, 2019

Gleep

To steal something and smile as you walk away with it because you are happy about stealing it.

Dude, that obnoxious asshole at the end of the bar just hit on my girlfriend and grabbed her ass, so I GLEEPED his car keys and flushed them down the bar toilet! Hahahahaha.

by Casper Milktoast in Daytona January 14, 2020