meme genius

a Meme genius is someone who believes everything they read on social media. They are usually anti-vaxxers, flat earthers, alien conspiracy , 9/11 truthers, religious nuts, Alex Jones fans, communists etc. . Outside of social media they are probably the dumbest people you have met, the kind of person who never finished high school or can’t seem to hold a job for more then a week

Fred is real meme genius he believes that’s aliens perpetuated 9/11 to keep the truth of vaccines from the public

by Lostjax January 5, 2019

Genesis 1:12

Marijuana, aka grass, herb, etc. Take from the same bible passage "And the earth brought forth grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind; and God saw that it was good."

I was supposed to go to church, but I stayed home and studied Genesis 1:12 instead.

by thegreatdelmonte June 11, 2013

Genius Bar

Apple's tech support station located in every Apple Store. Their specialties include:
- Run by minimum wage earning 18 year olds.
- Knows how to open Apple products and check the water damage indicators.

- If water damage indicators turn pink they charge you $1200 for a new motherboard and display. If not, they cannot fix the problem and they recommend you buy a new $2000 Macbook.

Customer: My Iphone X’s back glass is broken can you fix it?
Genius: Sure! I’ll be right back.
Genius: Unfortunately, we have to replace the entire motherboard, charging port, and camera because we fused the back glass to it.

Customer: Huh? Why did you guys design your phones in such a stupid way?
Genius: Because fuck you that’s why. Oh, and the repair will be $500 + Tax.

Customer: Well, I can’t be seen holding a cracked Iphone in front of my 3 friends so I must have the repair.

- Genius Bar staff

by Squag tentacles November 25, 2018

4th gen stage genius

Sunoo also know as Kim Sunoo of ENHYPEN. He has a bright and friendly personality off stage but he can pull off any concept on stage. With his versatile vocals, graceful dance style and excellent facial expression control he always makes his part standout.

The difference between sunoo off stage and sunoo on stage is insane, he is indeed the 4th gen stage genius.

Sunoo always make his part standout well he's the 4th generation stage genius.

by sunoobaragi July 22, 2021

google genius

Some who knows the answer to every thing due to the power of Google.

"Yeah he can light up the message boards with his vast knowledge, but he's only a Google genius"

by Jared Ohlinger October 23, 2006

wikipedia genius

That douchebag whole spends all day on Wikipedia and then thinks they're the smartest person in the world when in reality they're probably just reciting words and have know idea what they mean.

Most prominantly seen when teachers/professors present new material and the wikipedia genius has to blab out the first paragraph of the wikipedia page about it. After commended for being so smart they are usually asked a more in-depth question and have no clue about it.

I swear if that wikipedia genius acts like he's smarter than me I'm gonna smash his laptop and then we'll see who knows more.

by Fredrick Brown May 5, 2008

robot genius

Notre Dame Head Coach Charlie Weis.

That gameplan is so good that a robot genius must have developed it.

by Marco's apprentice November 30, 2005