Gapped Up

Drilling her ass good and leaving her gapping and twitching. A sight to behold.

Go take a peek at Rachel. She's still on the bed all gapped up.

Impressive braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

road gaper

a beginner cyclist, either road (especially master's 35+, category 4) or fixie/single speed, distinguished by disregard for rules, laws, codes, safety, common sense, and courteous behavior and an absence of physical fitness.

characteristics specific to master's 35+ racers include rigs equipped with power meters and costing up to $11K and righteously indignant verbosity. characteristics specific to fixie/single speed riders include excessive and inappropriate pride in the willful ugliness of their machines.

primary motivations for acquiring a bicycle are friends or rivals who ride, doctor's orders to lose weight or succumb to chronic illness, feelings of disconnectedness and alienation, and of not being cool enough.

a 35+ road gaper was stopped facing westbound in the eastbound bike lane. he had to wait for southbound traffic to pass in order to cross. i was driving south and executed a right turn in front of him. he started screaming desperately for me to stop stop stop!!! oh dear, how unpleasant.

at 1030 pm was driving eastbound on madison at about 23 mph, 2 mph below the speed limit. i passed a fixie gaper doing about 12 mph with no headlight or tail light. he started screaming and cursing as i went by.

by Keen Observer in Boulder April 25, 2011

fish gape

the combination of squinching, head tilting, and pursed lips. It is derived from duck lips and typically used by the basic bitches of the world. Can often be misconstrued as a female with a sinus infection, unable to breathe through her nose and smile properly in a photograph.

Hey man, check out Sheilah's fish gape!

by SaraSkeeter December 1, 2015

Gaper

An older male who enjoys making gaping holes in younger victims, especially underaged ones.

Diego enjoys having intercourse with younger females and males while leaving their parts way to stretchy.

Have you heard Diego is a Gaper?

by jimskoolaid May 25, 2020

Marvin Gaye

Verb; slang for the act of having sex. It is used as such because Marvin Gaye's music is responsible for putting people in "the mood" to get it on (tehe pun).

"Babe! Let's Marvin Gaye!"
"Dude, the bae and I totally Marvin Gayed last night!"

by WolfBabe November 17, 2015

gape it

To spread your ass cheeks open wide to prepare for insertion.

"I bought my girl a diamond today. She's gonna gape it for me for sure."

by Mr. BRW February 19, 2008

gayber sex

The act of sexual conversation on the world wide interweb between two members of the homosexual persuasion.

Hey, look at those two homosexuals, whose sexual decisions we accept, engaging in gayber sex.

by Nohn Jewhouse July 23, 2008