gasto

Latino origin, means a dirty ass person who always wears the same clothes without washing them and just a generally dirty ass, non teeth brushin person.

Hey check out how Tommy's dressed! Fuckin gasto always wearing the same dirty ass clothes!

by MuthaFuckin D January 25, 2011

gaston

Super leet and pro, total ownage!

you are seriously Gaston mate!

by DeanHitchcock July 27, 2006

Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

Gastankometer

The thing in your car that tells you how much gas you have left.

The gas gauge.

It's time to fill up, my gastankometer is on E.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006

gastipation

Condition in which your excretion of gas is infrequent and/or difficult. Constipation of farts.

My stomach hurts. I think I'm suffering from gastipation.

by whiteboybum December 18, 2008

Gastarius

A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.

I think I will play Gastarius today.

by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013

gastheatrics

any overly dramatic way of breaking wind; e.g.: "pull my finger", raising one leg, or making a grunty face.

Everyone knew what was about to happen by his gastheatrics, and the only hope was that he would accidentally crap his pants when he farted.

by elKeitho May 22, 2016