Garth

A lazy old man that gets joy from yelling at children, usually over dramatic and often is balding or far to stressed out over nothing.

person 1: "Jeez, that guy really needs to calm down."

person 2: "I know right? He's such a Garth."

by 1029384756g December 3, 2011

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Girthy

Being obscenely thick or fat.

"That girl is straight up girthy."

"I would probably enjoy sex with ^Name^ more, but he's just too girthy."

by MSchiffer December 28, 2008

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Garth Brooks syndrome

When an out-of-touch celebrity makes an out-of-touch announcement for their new, out-of-touch account on a different platform.

Matthew McConaughey has come down with a severe case of Garth Brooks syndrome, because his Instagram announcement video was unbearable.

by Mydadcalledmeaboomer November 6, 2019

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The state of having a huge dick and, as a result, being too good in bed. Groups such as Wrecking Crew were well known for proudly citing their girth. The Texas Rangers have been said to be the girthiest team in the league, which makes sense since everything IS bigger in Texas.

Here, let me prescribe you some girthy girth. Take it twice tonight and don't call me in the morning.

by VarianceParabola August 14, 2010

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Girthy

When you're pregnant but at the same time you're not.

It's a joke referring to when you're emotional/salty like a pregnant woman but you're obviously not.

Subject 1: *plays any game and sucks at it* Fuck this game, it's complete garbage.
Subject 2: Girthy much little bitch hoe?

by Resnad October 18, 2018

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