Galando

greek for small penis, Galando was originally used by the goddess Hera, wife of the infamous Zeus, King of the Gods.

Zues, I don't know how you were able to impregnate me three or four times with that Galando you have, my word! You may be King of the Gods, but boy, you sure do have a Galando!

by The Final Composer April 17, 2011

M-1 Garand

The rifle that the American army adopted in 1936. It was chambered in .30-06 (which is equivalent to 7.62). It was a clip fed rifle, each clip had 8 bullets and it had a distinctive sound when ammo ran out making a "pling". It was air cooled, shoulder fired like any other rifle at the time, and it had a semi automatic capability (it was possible to make it automatic, from Band of Brothers (book) ). It saw action in World War II and Korea until it was replaced by the M14, which is a Garand with a magazine.

When the U.S. joined the war the many looked at the M1 in awe.

Kraut:Damn the M1 pwns, I want one omg.

Johnny unloaded his M1 on the Japanese making the "pling".

by Bisinski, no im not russian nor a communist bastard July 27, 2004

garlandized

When you're near completion of a project, someone finds a "better" way to do it. Or, they can't ever do it the same way twice, it must always be modified.

"Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?"

I've been garlandized!

by Elliott February 23, 2005

Grayson Gartland

Me
Quite literally me
The first deffonition of my name
Yup

Mhmm
Ok👌

Someone: Hey Grayson Gartland
Me: hi

by anonymous January 31, 2023

M-1 Garand

A Semi Automatic Rifle Chambering a .30-06 (Thirty Ot 6) Round In a 8 Round Stripper Clip. It saw Action In the Pacific, North Africa, Italy,France,Germany,Norway,and the Low COuntries. In Korea Ceartian Sniper Mods. were Made

The American Soilder Unloaded on the Chink with his M1 Bringing the KunGay to a halt

by pipewoofer January 15, 2004

garlonda

A girl that has glasses and is emo

Garlonda stop looking at that

by Jiffy149 December 16, 2017

Garandad

The ultimate of old men.
One of which will consume tobacco through a pipe whilst overlooking Tesco.

A garandad may also be an old person who is on the thrive

oi check that garandad, he wants to thrive

by thriver April 5, 2009