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garfield

To prematurely end a game of fifa by fouling all opposition players with wreckless challenges until you have an ineligible amount of players on the pitch to continue.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.
Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.

This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.

You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.
by kingofspin9 October 21, 2010
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garfield

a god forlorn beast, the building block and the destroyer of the multiverse. pastafarians fear him.
Garfield: i'm sorry jon arbuckle
jon : Garfield why n
by EgGeuua November 18, 2019
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Garfield

"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*
by L0R1 December 9, 2020
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Garfield Kart

The first ever game in the Garfield kart series. People still argue to this day that its the greatest game ever created because of its extensive and deep lore. Garfield Kart 1 was the first to reveal that lyman is absent from the game because of him actually being dead and his corpse is locked in Jim Davis´s basement. Garfield Kart has also had an amazing speed running community that is still active and running to this day. The much anticipated sequal to Garfield kart (Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) is not as lore extensive as its first outing but it still has a good story and a compelling and emotional moment at the end that made us all cry.
dude did you hear about the new theory matpat made on Garfield Kart? Yeah! but he got some things wrong like the odie dreaming theory.
by Milky Potato December 9, 2020
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Garfield

When one coon fingers a tub of cheese poofs, then fingers a vagina.
“After watching a movie and snacking on cheese proofs, I gave Heather a Garfield.”
by TheRealJack69! April 10, 2022
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The Garfield principle

Named after Andrew Garfield.
When a actor appears in a film/tvshow etc. making you aware of their existence, only to find out they have been in a large portion of your favourite movies or tv shows before and that you never having remembered them before now have no choice but to notice them.
Andrew Garfield appeared in The Social Network.
He also appeared in Sugar Rush, Doctor Who, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Therefore 'The Garfield principle' was born.
by McDanno September 24, 2011
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andrew garfield

A really cute British actor, who is kind to paparazzi and loves giving hugs to fans instead of taking photos with them.

His mbti is infp by the way, which means he's introverted<3

He is in two of his own Spiderman movies, where he is love with the character Gwen and does an America accent (not going to give away any spoilers)
Person 1: Damn, who is that guy?
Person 2: The one who's really hot with brown fluffy hair?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: That's just Andrew Garfield, he's the best
by CaptainCrowley January 16, 2022
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