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garbimba

it`s used to reffer and degradate a person whom it`s not a very good friend ussually a rival or enemy. in some ocations is used to name a friend jockeing
esa garbimba me robo el reloj
by juan camilo luna December 3, 2006
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Carlos Garcia

A sexy latin stallion who treats his woman like a princess. He is a man driven by passion, and love. He is a strong, compassionate romantic. A jack of all trades. Skillful and thought provoking. The man of any woman's dreams but likes to screw with other peoples mind by giving them affection, hopes and then taking it ALL away!!! Striving to be known and organize events to mingle socially
So he pulled a Carlos Garcia on you and your best-friends?

Your so lucky to be with Carlos Garcia

Are you going to Carlos Garcia event tomorrow night?
by LAman22 November 12, 2010
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Garcia Lopez de Cardenas

Boy, do I wish that I could see the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did.
by thePSAT October 18, 2014
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garfil

Symptoms of a cat that lives on Mars. Hates Mondays and smokes a pipe.
Don't mayaonee that garfil , it has done nothing wrong.
by theimposteriscai May 27, 2023
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Mr. Garcia

A spanish teacher that probably 48 years old, bald fuck, from Mexico and most likely an illegal, tells you "cellphone time over" when class starts , uses other teachers powerpoints to give the class as notes and gives you 5 minutes to copy it down. Has told his students "come at me" before. This bitch ass notifies you about having a quiz the day before usually on a fucking thursday. This bitch always moving you across the room and resorting to force if you don't comply. Will write referrals even if you don't do anything. Typically has sexual intentions for 14-15 year old girls and never yells at them. Binge watches questionable content during our quizzes/tests or stares directly at you as your trying to concentrate. Like to take a piss in the boys bathroom rather than the staff bathroom. Will watch students pee if he is suspicious of them. Nigga usually doesn't let anyone go anywhere anyways.
James: Can i go use the restroom

Mr.Garcia: No go sit down

James: Please i need to go ill be real quick

Mr.Garcia: I said no

James: Stop being a Mr.Garcia.

Mr.Garica: *Writes Referral*

Mr. Garcia
by Mr. Garcia Himself March 2, 2019
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garfield

The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.

Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.

Extremely amusing for all generations.
The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.

Garfield will eat you.
by theplainjane April 29, 2005
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Jim Gaffigan

A Guy that does the Hot Pocket jokes (Fuckin' Hilarious) and also the inventor of the Pale Force cartoon where he and Conan O'Brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples.............Pimped!
Jim Gaffigan: Nobody ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. It more like....... I wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!........HOT POCKET...Diarreah Pocket!
by B-Hill July 30, 2008
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