Gorp

When you wanna eat something that isn't edible

"I am gorping right now"
"What are you gorping for?"
"That TV over there, it looks yummy!"

by SimoTx November 19, 2023

Gorp

Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.

That guy is so creepy... what a gorp!

by Badtina27 April 15, 2021

Gorp

Gorp is used as an insult. Mostly used to call someone stupid or smooth brained.

M1 "Man, you really are Gorp sometimes bro."

M2"This is why all of your other friends ghosted you."

by violetplane November 30, 2022

Gorp

The name of a famous enemy used in the Super Mario Maker 2 community. Originally from Super Abotun World, a popular troll super world, Gorp is a 'Sledge Bro' enemy that often is used in troll levels alongside his partner 'Goop', a named Spike.

"Look, it's Gorp! He's gonna stun me!"

by Jervimiah July 18, 2023

Gorp

To eat food while making the food itself

Person #1: Do you think you will be able to make it to the football game?
Person #2: Nah, I'm trying to gorp this omelette rn
Person #1: Oh shit, I think I might join in

by Anoymous Number 1 October 01, 2020

GORP

Acronym for the classic camping combination of Granola, Oatmeal, Raisins and Peanuts.

Not sure who makes trail mix with just raisins and peanuts

1: Made some GORP for the hike today, want a handful?
2: Does it have more than just raisins and peanuts?
1: yes, it also has granola and oatmeal, what am I, a mutant?

by Maejical December 22, 2023

Geep Gorp

A foolish, clueless person who consistently makes poor decisions or acts absurdly without realising it.

Person 1: "Can you believe I spilled my drink again?"
Person 2: "Of course you did, you fucking geep gorp."

by That Hoe Brenda November 28, 2024