Geep Gorp

A foolish, clueless person who consistently makes poor decisions or acts absurdly without realising it.

Person 1: "Can you believe I spilled my drink again?"
Person 2: "Of course you did, you fucking geep gorp."

by That Hoe Brenda November 27, 2024

Gorp

a sound, often made by dogs as a panic response, typically while falling. It is a sudden spasm of the vocal chords, and is not often made by a dog.

'Gorp!", I exclaimed, while falling.

by urdadsgf44 January 7, 2025

Gorp curse

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.

After meeting that nasty witch im forever doomed with the gorp curse!

by anonymous July 10, 2025

Reverse Gorping

To begin the reverse gorping you must first have a pregnant women who has just given birth, you then cut the umbilical cord and hold on to it being pulled inside of her, then you live off the nutrients of her.

My wife is almost due, I think I might go reverse gorping for a few months

by Jance Byers January 27, 2025

Gorping

The act of filling ones ear canal with seminal fluid to the point of “overflowing”, then playing loud music through in-ear headphones, thus making the semen push further into the ear; repeated until fluid has reached the ear drum.

Please, Sir, could we try gorping.

by TheFirstOm February 3, 2025

Gorp Miner

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.

"Don't be a gorp miner and just grab a handful, you hoser!

by Shadyme June 24, 2024

Gorp

The name of a famous enemy used in the Super Mario Maker 2 community. Originally from Super Abotun World, a popular troll super world, Gorp is a 'Sledge Bro' enemy that often is used in troll levels alongside his partner 'Goop', a named Spike.

"Look, it's Gorp! He's gonna stun me!"

by Jervimiah July 18, 2023