goose

A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.

by Saints September 21, 2003

choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

Poopin' the Goose

When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".

When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals

"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"

by ashep91 March 2, 2023

Goos fraba

This the expression Jack Nicholson used in "Anger Management" as a mantra.

Sitting in lotus position with hands in meditative mudra, he intoned "Goos Frabaaaaa."

by Colby Fuller June 20, 2009

Trojan Goose

During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.

"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".

by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019

Wild goose chase

See being led in circles

Wild goose chase

by Blake S February 16, 2004

Duck-duck-goose

A fun children's game.

How to play:
Have everybody sit in a circle. Then, choose one person as the 'goose'. That person walks around and taps everybody on the head, labeling them all as 'ducks'. Then, the 'goose' will randomly call someone else the 'goose'. Goose 2 then chases Goose 1 around and around the circle. If Goose 1 manages to get back into their inital spot, then they're safe and Goose 2 starts doing the whole head-tapping thing again. If Goose 1 gets tagged, however, they have to sit in the center of the circle until someone else gets tagged.

Nothing brings on a case of childhood nostalgia like a game of duck-duck-goose!

by RebeccaCS March 16, 2006