Cock guider

the opposite of cock blocking, helping another dude get laid. Guiding the cock into the vagina (metaphorically otherwise its just insertion)

Dude, im a cock guider, he never would have gotten with her without my guidance!!

by themurahan February 21, 2009

Solar plexus clown gliders

An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)

Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"

Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."

by Scaramouche38 January 17, 2023

Glidewelled

When a bandwagon fan all of a sudden starts rooting for the best team in the league, and then makes excuses as to why it should be okay for them to change teams.

Can you believe Nate glidewelled the Braves?

by Willie Fisterguts February 10, 2021

Willow Gilderson

A talented model and actress, of a young age

Girl 1: Omg! Who is that beautiful girl!
2: that’s Willow Gilderson !

by SophSva April 15, 2020

Homie Glide

When one heterosexual man lubes up another heterosexual mans butt cheeks then continues to hump it in a titty fucking fashion. There is no penetration of the anus therefor is not gay.

"Yo, Arthur, I'm bored and like women, should we homie glide to pass the time"

by anhyzerdfpr March 15, 2010

gilderoy lockhart

gilderoy lockhart ,second dark arts teacher with a pearly white teeth and golden locks.good at memory charms which resulted in him losing his memory in the chamber of secrets

'your a fraud you've just been taking credit for what other wizards have done'

'gilderoy lockhart just used the peskipiksi pesternomi charm which didn't work and left us to round the rest of them up.he's so useless.lets kill him!'said Harry

by crowie July 21, 2006

gliver

A fictitious human organ whose purpose is to turn solid waste product into rancid smelling gas - which is eventually expelled through the anus.

Please excuse my awful farts...I have an overactive gliver.

by Zen January 3, 2007