GILF

Governor I'd Like to Fuck. Entered common usage the morning of August 29, 2008 with John McCain's selection of Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.

"Sarah Palin is a total GILF!"

by Sportin' Life October 17, 2008

gilf

A Governor I'd Like to F**k

You see Sarah Palin last night? Damn! She's a gilf!

by Cutie Pie Ken Ken December 9, 2008

Gilford

really lame, or uncool. a step above being leonard

Dude, it was getting pretty leonard, but now this is just plain gilford

by danman0627 March 19, 2011

GILTE

Girl
I'd
Love
To
Eat

Britney Spears is definitely a GILTE.

by Jerry Lee Lewis December 20, 2006

GILT

n. Acronym for "Grandmother I'd like to tap"

"Wrinkled vagina or not, I would tear down those support hose, grab her by the short blue hairs and bang that GILT."

by planetkestrel February 17, 2010

gilf

Grandmother I'd Like to Find
Granny I'd Like to Fuck

John:Look at that GILF!
Jane: WTF Dude!

by blabla4 February 19, 2009

Gillfordness

1. State of obliviousness, mustached foolishness.
2. Finding all information to be completely new at all times.
3. Calling people "son-of-a-bitch" as a ruse to hide one's homosexuality.

"Oh, I was supposed to take out the trash and I forgot. That was some major gillfordness on my part."

"Hey ya son-of-a-bitch, lets go drink some manly beers and make out ... Uh I mean shoot guns."

by Deek Windsome November 23, 2011