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Glorp

Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.
A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."
by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025
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De glorp

The act of swinging your cock and balls between your legs to make a clapping sound.
Yo Nick did you hear Rick's de glorps they're so loud today.
by Knife right August 30, 2017
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Gleep glorp

An individual that acheives gratification through physical stimulation with PVA glue
"Why does jorge keep taking the glue into the bathroom with him?"
"Idk man he must be a gleep glorp"
"Thats a sticky one styll"
by Papaswine March 19, 2024
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Funroll Glorped

Ah yes my favourite song, Funroll Glorped
by Gkfifjophz January 25, 2025
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Gleep Glorp

how to say ''fuck nigga" in alien.
why this Gleep Glorp talkin to my girl like that yo..!
by ders9iaalss March 5, 2025
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Goy Glorp

Unhealthy food; gluttony from greasy foods
Did you hear, John got pizza and burger for lunch and dinner?”
“That’s goy glorp!!”
by TheGoyestBoy March 18, 2026
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