gear porn 

Pictures, videos or stories of exotic, exclusive, vintage, expensive, special, unique or just weird musical instruments or other equipment (=gear), most often old modular analog synthesizers, that musically oriented people, not necessary musicians, drool over regardless if they can actually play the damn thing or not.

Mr.A: I check out Matrixsynth regularly for all my gear porn needs. Do I look like I'm married?

gear porn by patchcordmaggot August 20, 2007

gear queer 

A person who has a wealth of equipment they really can't use to it's extent. Usually a newbie or some looser who hopes to gain social stature through owning this equipment.

It's clear Jimmy is a gear queer - Look at all that gear he has hanging on his rack - He's only been climbing for a week or two!

gear queer by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

gear quiver

A gear quiver is a collection or stockpile of equipment relating to any activity, particularly focused on outdoor pursuits.

That idiot's gear quiver is worth more than a small country.

gear quiver by The Snow Prophet May 18, 2010

Gear Shifter 

-An improper form of performing a hand-job.

-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.

Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!

Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.

Gear Shifter by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008

gear shift dildo 

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls

Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo

gear shift dildo by Twitch Mutthawk June 21, 2007

gear whore

Originated with fly fishermen who have to have every cool,expensive piece of gear there is. Now broadly applies to anyone who has to have the all the cool, expensive gear associated with their hobby of choice.

That guy with all the ski equipment is a real gear whore.

gear whore by shane December 3, 2004

Gear Queer 

One of those people (man or woman), usually not very athletic, who requires extensive amounts of "gear" for their sport of choice. For example, a biker with the spandex jersey, the spandex shorts, color coordinating helmut, water bottle, and fingerless gloves etc. These guys are usually NOT in shape, which provides us with evidence that they just went out and bought up all of the gear for looks.

Any athlete with lots of gear, would be a "gear queer"

Gear Queer by bohrnstedt November 22, 2009