a bad ass time where you drink from 8 am till the next day if you make it, kegs, 600,000 people + 7 miles of street parties and some boobs if you have good beads. although there is some significant reason for it , all i know it for is to get wasted and have the best fucking time of your life.
some guy "hey its a saturday in january whats going on ?"
other guy "its fucking Gasparilla you idiot lets get downtown!"
other guy "its fucking Gasparilla you idiot lets get downtown!"
by badassjay February 21, 2007
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There's a 3 mile back up on Route 29 Westbound due to an accident, and a 1 mile gaper delay in the Eastbound direction.
by Juicifer Jones January 22, 2008
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by chrisrosano August 3, 2009
Get the gayperclip mug.a beginner cyclist, either road (especially master's 35+, category 4) or fixie/single speed, distinguished by disregard for rules, laws, codes, safety, common sense, and courteous behavior and an absence of physical fitness.
characteristics specific to master's 35+ racers include rigs equipped with power meters and costing up to $11K and righteously indignant verbosity. characteristics specific to fixie/single speed riders include excessive and inappropriate pride in the willful ugliness of their machines.
primary motivations for acquiring a bicycle are friends or rivals who ride, doctor's orders to lose weight or succumb to chronic illness, feelings of disconnectedness and alienation, and of not being cool enough.
characteristics specific to master's 35+ racers include rigs equipped with power meters and costing up to $11K and righteously indignant verbosity. characteristics specific to fixie/single speed riders include excessive and inappropriate pride in the willful ugliness of their machines.
primary motivations for acquiring a bicycle are friends or rivals who ride, doctor's orders to lose weight or succumb to chronic illness, feelings of disconnectedness and alienation, and of not being cool enough.
a 35+ road gaper was stopped facing westbound in the eastbound bike lane. he had to wait for southbound traffic to pass in order to cross. i was driving south and executed a right turn in front of him. he started screaming desperately for me to stop stop stop!!! oh dear, how unpleasant.
at 1030 pm was driving eastbound on madison at about 23 mph, 2 mph below the speed limit. i passed a fixie gaper doing about 12 mph with no headlight or tail light. he started screaming and cursing as i went by.
at 1030 pm was driving eastbound on madison at about 23 mph, 2 mph below the speed limit. i passed a fixie gaper doing about 12 mph with no headlight or tail light. he started screaming and cursing as i went by.
by Keen Observer in Boulder April 25, 2011
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Have you heard Diego is a Gaper?
Have you heard Diego is a Gaper?
by jimskoolaid May 25, 2020
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Get the Gasterbation mug.The holdup in traffic caused by drivers slowing down to see what happened in an accident or other event on the road. See also rubberneck.
The wrecked car was cleared from the road but the traffic was still slowed due to the gaper's block.
by J W August 29, 2005
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