Fuzzed

Fuzzed/Fuzz- Warm overwhelming excitement(mostly by cats or other small cute animals)

I fuzzed so hard when I saw my friends cat for the first time.

by DiorDolly January 23, 2024

Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.

Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.

by Staichen March 30, 2024

Fizzers

The tiny balls of fluff, faecal matter & other detritus that form in the arse crack that fizz and breakdown on contact with saliva

"I was eating out my girlfriend's ass last night & got a mouthful of fizzers. A few of them had a solid core of apple pips and chia seeds"

by Crixxus July 19, 2025

Fuzzard

A person that is unwanted in a social setting. Fuzzard always makes the conversation awkward and leaves you feeling the ick.

We were having an intelligent political discussion when Fuzzard showed up and started talking about falling asleep on the couch with his blow up doll.

by Upgrayed1.0 December 30, 2025

Mountain Fizzer

Off brand mountain Dew, typically in poorer Giant Eagle stores

Caden: Mountain Fizzer?
Ryder: No way!!!

by RefridgeratorInator69 July 11, 2022

Moondog fizzer

Where someone shakes a bottle of Sprite, inserts it up their arse and masturbates.

"You heard about Jim? He copped a moondog fizzer the other day"

by E.daily January 22, 2023