Futtin

How the British pronounce "fuckin"

Oy, that laddie sure is a futtin cunt!!

by Tommyboy69 December 25, 2007

buck futter

Buck futter is actually what the real Sean Connery used in a letter to Richard Simmons, but he forgot that he was dyslexic.

Dear Rihcrad,
I know yuo are a buck futter, but yuo are stlil a graet guy.

by sajor March 1, 2005

Futtle

Confusion of foot when striking an inanimate object!

:foot hits toliet: AH! My futtle!

by the Jew June 9, 2003

futterbingers

IMish for butterfingers. Meaning, clumsy, particularly doing typoes.

Actual example, copied and pasted from IM:

Downstrike: ALready thger.

Downstrike: already there

Downstrike: Just call me futterbingers.

by Downstrike May 27, 2005

futted

fucking gutted same principal as hutted

"babes you coming alton towers?"
"naa babes i can't, got no dolla"
"im futted for you kid"

by lazio November 19, 2007

futterman

a person with an extremely small penis. often has to use a magnifying glass to urinate.

Oh God i think he is a futterman!

by DJ Dougy K. July 29, 2008

futter

Faux-Butter; margarine

Spreading futter on freshly toasted bread is yummy.

by snafu December 22, 2004