An individual to spite of having a chemical dependency, is able to maintain a career, family setting, and functioning semi normally into society. Many of the times these individuals require their drugs in order to function in society.
Yes I'm strung out I fix many times a day but I live in a nice house I have a loving wife and my children never want for anything I am the most functional addict there is.
by LuckyDevil 777 December 28, 2017
Get the functional addictmug. A large congregation of friends or a big crowd. It can be used at an OC or any where where there are more then 3 people who are part of the same friend group.
by mshahonlydubs March 29, 2023
Get the mass functionmug. by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017
Get the Functional Fuckermug. All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off
Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.
by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005
Get the Functional Dumpmug. The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.
by Kingdom forest March 27, 2017
Get the Mother functionmug. by Dick ThunderSword May 11, 2015
Get the cognitive functionmug. The clear winner of the competition for Chairman of the Fraternity's Event Planning Committee was the best looking, most popular, functional idiot on the board.
by ljgunner September 8, 2009
Get the Functional Idiotmug.