fumped

V. To have sexual relations with an individual then shortly afterwards end any type of relationship with them.

Guy 1: Yo, weren't you seeing that chick?
Guy 2: Naw dawg, I strait up fumped that bitch.

Girl 1: Hey Kelly, weren't you dating that one guy?
Girl 1: Nah Bitch, I fumped him last week.

by Steve Howard Igor Templeton January 31, 2005

fumpkin

verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating

"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"

by nym November 2, 2013

fumpie

The act of passing gas. Instead of teaching children to use the phrase pass gas, or fart; this cute word takes its place.

Excuse me, I fumpied.

by Irish girl May 15, 2014

Fumpumple

A magical creature that lives in the woods of Ancient Woodbury, Middleland.

It Roamed the forests in 0102.

"The Fumpumple started running down the forest"

Written in a book in 108.

by ACoolEpicNinjaTurtle May 27, 2017

fumpley

fumpley ( fum puh lee) is like a hunch backed rat living in a dumpster with scoliosis and an untreatable rash between his toes. he is just fumpley kinda like skrunkley but more droopy.

person 1: look at that ugly ratboy!
person 2: he is so skrunkley and fumpley!!

by rochu April 29, 2023

fumperdink

N. a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person. A bumbling idiot.

Uncle Billy from Tennessee is a fumperdink. (:

by 123025lci October 10, 2019

Fumping

When someone farts on a dick while butt fucking

Stop fumping on my dick

by SlappinNutz April 22, 2011