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Temporary online friendlessness

What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.

Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.
"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."

Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.
by Harmony08 December 8, 2010
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friended

Related to facebook. When someone asks to be your friend on the facebook
Jon friended Laura after hooking up with her the night before
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frienderbate

to masturbate while watching an unknowing friend sleep on the couch.
I don't care how drunk he is, you better give that mother fucker his keys before he frienderbates all up on your living room floor.
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When you tells a boy/girl you like, that you have deep feelings for them and the boy/girl reply with something along the lines of "Oh, I'm sorry, but I just think of you as a friend"
Girl 1: "I went up to Jimmy last night and told him how I really felt."
Girl 2: "What happened?"
Girl 1: "I got friended."

Sally friended Andrew when he asked her out last night.
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Some of the people on this site who write crappy definitions for words.
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best friendss

the one u can always count on no matter whatt

they are there through the up and downs

they love u even wen u r in the worst moods

i wuld kno i have a few of them
"Wow look at tht girl being so nice to the other..."
"they shuld b best friendss"
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