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Moving Forward

Overused buzzwords used mainly in the corporate world.
These unnecessary words are consistently used to denote something new in a company; be it a policy or a procedure.
Their use is totally fucking stupid, since there is no way to start using new procedures in the past. These words are filler and an example of verbal diarrhea.
Dave mentioned during the meeting that to reduce the amount of skidmarks in our underwear we should be sure to use at least five panels of toilet paper moving forward.
by gasman3 July 20, 2008
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3 forward

Most often pronounced 3 ferd

A male that undergoes breast augmentation and hormone therapy however maintains his genitalia and presents himself as a member of the opposite sex to unsuspecting victims. 3 forward refers to the two breasts and the penis, with all three appendages being forward the rest of the body.
As your wing man, I’ve got to stop you right now. I’d bet a grand that chick you’re talking to has got 3 forward.

Did you hear Kenny took home a 3 ferd last night? He says he was too drunk to know what he was doing...
by 3forward April 11, 2008
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unfortunate forward hairline

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.
Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.
by sticky tech January 8, 2012
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Fast Forward Time

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.
Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!
by Cptn Obvious April 16, 2009
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Fast-Forward Movie

A b-movie rented for the sole purpose of fast-forwarding through to, to get to the good parts. (i.e. The scenes with tits).
Hey, I just rented a fast-forward movie. I think it's called "Dark Harvest 3." According to the MPAA rating on the back, this movie has "gratuitous nudity."
by NUTCRUNCHER April 8, 2010
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back back forward

To dive and tackle someone to the ground. Named for Raiden's move in Mortal Kombat. Also Bob Nelson
Take my welfare check? BACK BACK FORWARD!! (while diving)
by DJ Illnutz March 28, 2003
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Fab it Forward

What fashionistas do to help fashion challenged women everywhere. Fabbing it forward includes but is not limited to wearing frockets (please look up definition of Frocket for further info) and accessorizing with killer heels, fierce clutches and a chic haircut.
As fashionistas, it is our duty to Fab it Forward. Otherwise the world is a dowdy place.
by Hukra March 13, 2009
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