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Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.
Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!
by Laycats October 6, 2020
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Festering Tarhole

Noun (origin- SW Ontario, Canada) -A geologic phenomenon indicated when crude oil seeps to the surface under subterranean pressure often forming large patches of thick tar and exhibiting the occasional appearance of bubbles at the seepage source. Some local First Nations people would collect and use this tar for various applications like water-proofing, adhesive, etc. It was also flammable, so that's fun.

The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
Only a festering tarhole like Brad could do something like that. Isn't he married?

Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
by Professor Lester June 4, 2022
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Festering

Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.
Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.
by Mr. Sharp Developer June 8, 2022
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festering sleaze

a sleaze who tends to fester too close to those around them.
“On the music express there was a festering sleaze creeping to close”
by Mr. Mcsleaze July 27, 2024
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Flutterina

A fairy-sona of Double Trouble from She-ra. Need some help? Don't call her. She's gonna steal your phone.
Y/N: I need help!
Flutterina: I can help!
Y/N: Nevermind
by Itz_Glitchy_Kate November 29, 2023
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flumbering

flumbering is when somebody is fumbling the bag, or stuttering, or messing up, etc..
thi s term is very real even though some haters think it may not be
"Bro he just flumbered so hard he's flumbering so bad"
by Hello87643 March 16, 2024
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Flusting

flusting is when your cock gets so hard it has a pulse
Josh said "my cock is flusting to fostins sister" fostin was angry after that
by noxyforreal May 11, 2024
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