Flubbercock

(v.)- To fuck things up

Man i flubbercocked that essay big time!

by jaymonsteroni March 20, 2011

flaberjoobled

confused, chaotic, stressed out, annoyed

She was totally flaberjoobled after chaperoning the high school field trip

by lisagaia April 19, 2010

flabergastry

The act of performing something which is flabergasting

I was blown away by the sheer level of flabergastry

by Jorgezoltan June 4, 2007

flubberguster

1. Commonly used as an insult among teenage boys.
2. To flubbergust is to place something edible, into a females vagina, have sexual intercourse with the item in the vagina, and after orgasm, eating the edible materials out of the vagina using your face.
3. A mildly painful, yet rewarding method of "freak sex" exploiting a woman's vagina with foreign items which are later eaten directly our of her by the partner.

Here's a fubberguster situation, where Joe is the flubberguster.

Joe has a cup of apple sauce. He pours it into Jane's vagina.

Joe then penetrates his penis into Jane's vagina, and has sexual intercourse until orgasm and ejaculation.

Upon ejaculation, Joe will remove his penis from Jane's vagina, and use his mouth and tongue to eat the apple sauce out of Jane's vagina.

by Albert Hines August 8, 2008

flubber

Flubber is the brown crust found on the underside of a fried egg when cooked too quickly.

"Mum, my egg has flubber on it"

by zzx27 April 13, 2006

flubber

Ooze-like product derived after stabbing a grossly obese person. It has the potential to solve the world's energy problem, can be used for cosmetics, & can also be fed to starving african children. Could be removed via medical procedure, but desperate hooligans are known to shank fatasses after chasing them around for a couple of blocks, then selling the contraband flubber at exploded prices, or using it themselves for sustenance.

Ever since the diet craze, we've been having flubber shortage... what the fuck am I supposed to do for heat, food, make-up, and fuel? Dogshit? Fuck that! I'm gonna shank me a fatass...

by tubarao January 10, 2009

Fluberknocker

One who lacks the ability to have sex with a condom because he loses his boner while putting it on.

David is such a Fluberknocker!

by Millertime86 August 30, 2010