funky flamingo

When a girl stands on one foot, and uses the knee pit of the other leg to get the guy off. Flapping of the arms can also achieve a more realistic flamingo depiction.

"There wasn't a lot of room to sit or lay down, so she gave me the funky flamingo."

by diva_umpire December 9, 2008

Flopping Flamingo

When you go down on a girl while she is standing and latch/munch/bite her clitoris causing her to flail her arms around like a Flamingo

James: Last night I was so pissed at my girlfriend Kimmie that I bit her clitoris and she acted like a Flopping Flamingo!

by Reywd Samoht August 28, 2011

Mind Flowing

A term for when one is so captivated by something or someone, that their concentration lapses and they drift off in a euphoric daydream.

Usually occurs when bored however, if the source of captivation is strong enough it may happen anywhere.

Olivier: "Yo man, how was your weekend?"

Yugo: "It was great cheers man, I went... *receives text from Emily and drifts into a state of daydreaming bliss*

Olivier: "dude! you're mind flowing again."

by Kenjin mc-perma flop November 28, 2016

Floridan Flamingo

When one person (high on meth), sticks there head in another person (also high on meth)'s asshole. the meth may be substituted for crack as crackhead strength can help with the "jamming"

Mark, "the other night I got Fucked up and gave Miles a Floridan Flamingo!"
Dave, "Dude, get help."

by Mitch Tiddylicker February 11, 2020

Motorized Flamingo

A term used to describe phallic objects in an attempt to hide any underlying implications.

Person 1: Hey do you see that cucumber? It looks like a motorized flamingo.
Person 2: Ha lol true dat
Person 3: What? I just thought it looked a bit phallic.

Person 1+2: HOW DARE YOU SIR OMGSNKKSSKR

by Not_Tommy_Wiseau August 16, 2020

My Wits Are Flowing

This is a phrase used to excuse something stupid you said or something rude that you did not intend to be rude.

A friend: wait why did you say that?!?
You: My wits are flowing today. *shrugs*
A friend: ah okay you good then.

by Whateverig7 June 9, 2019

happy birthday flamingo

It's probably June 11th huh?

Person 1: Happy birthday flamingo!
Albert Aretz: Thank You!

by lvlpyn June 11, 2021