Flounder and Bananas

When Blake is molestered by a group of priests.

Priest: Can you believe the flounder and bananas we put on blake after the sermon?
Other Priest: We peeled that little shit.

by ThisIsCrazyBird August 4, 2014

flounder pounder

a guy that has sex with fat girls.

Damn, did you see Mike's new girlfriend? He's such a flounder pounder.

by helloxlove May 23, 2005

Floundering Meatstick

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.

I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011

sergeant flounder

A potent strain of Canabis Indica derived in the East bay of California.

"Damn that sergeant flounder makes me want to ghost ride the whip while shaking my dreads brah-brah!!!"

by Mikey Treese June 26, 2006

flounder-bent

when a man performs analingus on another man while inserting a long thin object such as uncooked spaghetti into his urethra simultaneously. this is a service you would typically pay another man to perform

I was getting my flounder-bent when Gary gagged on a dingleberry

by gayry April 30, 2011

Flounder Poundage

the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.

Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.

by Stumpystumps June 28, 2010

Flounder Nipples

Nipples that are found on one side of one's chest placed vertically, one above the other.

You, good sir, have flounder nipples.

by Drew August 17, 2003