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Ass Flossing

To floss your ass with someone’s hair preferably long hair in a pony tail. When ready for doggy style leap frog from behind then floss your ass crack with their hair. (Watching for razor blades and scrunches) Then finishing with the traditional backhand and run like hell screaming while flailing your arms.
Jenny was ready for doggy style but Billy leap frogged her and gave her ponytail an ass flosing. She was then backhanded and left on the floor.
by Chris Ball January 28, 2005
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Butt flossing

When your hair is long enough that looking up and down rubs your hair against your butt.
We thought she nodded her head yes, but she was really butt flossing.
by BigDumpling November 30, 2017
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front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.
Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!
by von groovy June 15, 2017
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Butt Flossing

When you get a towel between your legs and pull up and down like your shining a shoe
Person1:What the hell are they doing?
Person2:Butt flossing*shudders*
by Sassybiach123456 December 23, 2019
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Dental flossing

The wearing of a very thin gold chain outside of the shirt to show it off.
Look at this guy dental flossing with a chain that looks like I could break it by rubbing it in-between my fingers
by Step your game up September 4, 2021
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moss flossing

When after eating out a girl, there are pubic hairs stuck between your teeth.
Dude this girl made me go down on her and she had a huge bush, I was moss flossing all night.
by megansz January 2, 2009
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Dance Flossing

The process of going to the mid-section of your dance buddy and start shaking your head vigorously on their body. If possible, put any lace on their clothes in your mouth while doing the "flossing" dance process. Happy flossing!
Dude, I was Dance Flossing on that chick ALLLL night. Probably got some kinda STD from all that dirty flossing. But totally worth it.
by The Dancing Floss! November 10, 2010
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