Flusher's Remorse

The feeling felt after flushing prior to proper examination of one's stool.

It was quite possibly the heartiest stool of my life. But I'll never really know. I'm suffering some serious flusher's remorse.

by Bossquez March 17, 2010

flathersm

flathersm is when you experience severe confusion and can't remember what you were going to say.

Guy 1: Dude I just had a flathersm.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks.

by SnazzyPJ January 12, 2021

two-flusher

a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. Sometimes it requires the assistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one's partner), etc.

*flush*
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker

"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"

by jajambo February 5, 2004

Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

flashdrops

The female equivalent to a flashback induced erection in which case she gets vaginally moist.

"Thinking about his hard cock inside of me gave me flashdrops"

by blazenandez September 9, 2011

Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013