Flakenstein

Someone who is a monster flake. A term used for people who bail constantly and cant commit. Also commonly used as McFlakenstein, but for a more serious offense.

Hes not coming now! What a Flakenstein!

Dude dont even bother inviting that dandruff McFlakenstein.

by Andizzle-Dazzle May 8, 2008

Pheonix Flame Job

The act of extreme masturbation, without any use of lubrication, causing intense friction of the penis. This carelessness of the sex organ causes the penis to become raw and in some cases bleed. The days after this ludeful escapade will contain excruciating pain and soreness. If someone is that desperate and horny to be able to cause their penis to bleed, should die and suffer in the penis burning flames of hell.

Jeremy is so fat and horny that he beat his meat until he gave himself a Pheonix Flame Job.

by Brett27 October 28, 2005

Flamengo

The most successful Brazilian soccer team with the biggest number of fans in the world (33 million fans) and is also ranked as the 9th in the FIFA clubs of the 20th century.

Uma vez Flamengo, sempre Flamengo.

by Mengão October 15, 2006

flamebait

An email, usually to a message board, written with intent to offend\anger\enrage other persons, so that they will send a flaming email in reply.

I think you guys are stupid for coming to this messageboard devoted to such a waste of space as insert celebrity here

by ryan March 24, 2004

in flames

greatest band ever from gothensburg sweden.no other band can come close to being as good as in flames

in flames are man made gods

by ScarryLarry November 3, 2003

flamenskwat

The act of lighting your partner's hair on fire and then proceeding to put it out by shitting on their face, hopefully inducing pink-eye.

Eva: "AAAHHHHH!!! My hair's on fire!!!"
Steve: "Flamenskwat bitch!"

...(Eva: "Not again!! At least this time I'd better not get pink-eye!")

by Mingey Mack February 28, 2008

Wakulla Flame-thrower

1. To perform the act of masturbating with hand sanitizer and as you cum to ignite the hand sanitizer therefore creating a fiery fiesta of semen across your bedroom.

2. A flamethrower located in the Florida county of Wakulla.

"Shane has burn marks all over his face because Nick gave him the old wakulla Flame-thrower last night"

by Back tit tit teee October 10, 2009